Hey, sports fans! All through the Summer Olympic Coverage, Hal's Club will have healthy and Tasty Fucking Crumbs Granola Bars on sale for just 666 Quatloos for 13! Now that's a deal that you won't want to pass up. Hurry in and stock up--these will be flying off the shelves!
Your Friend,
Hal Itosis

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