Bob Barker is gittin' hot 'bout Happy Gilmore's sassy attitude and gittin' ready to put the smackdown on the hockey wannabe
Iron Maiden Mascot Eddie jest can't believe that Bob Barker done took him to the task in the arm rasslin' champeenships at Ugly Grace's
The WWF Wannabes are always ready to rumble. But is their title as undefeated Netherworld rasslin' Champeens threatened?
Bob Barker and famous defense lawyer Ben Matlock are ready to rumble (Photo courtesy Dusty Doggy)
Y'all wouldn't think a li'l ole skinny feller like Bob Barker is so tough, but jest today on the golf course, hockey player turned golf pro Happy Gilmore done got upset with Bob an' opened a can of whoop ass on him, an' Bob kicked Happy's ass--again! Well, y'all, Bob was feelin' sassy then. He done went over to Ugly Grace's an' whupped every feller in thar at arm rasslin', even Eddie, the previously undefeated champeen of all time! Then he done told the WWF Wannabes he was challengin' them to a match. Defense lawyer Ben Matlock was thar an' he'd been samplin' some of my famous shine, so he was feelin' fit and agreed to be Bob's tag team pardner! The match will air on the Netherworld Sportin' Network in the near future an' I'll be yer announcer!
Hildy-Bob Bullshipper
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2 comments:
I heard Bob Barker wants Rosie O'Donnell as special referee
Do the Wannabes know Bob Barker is famous for neutering animals?
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