Russian Hockey Hunk Pavel Pukovski (rumored to be one of Rasputin's illegitimate children) shows his stuff on Sports Nite at the Happy Weiner
Hot Hockey Hunks Heat Up the Happy Wiener
by Cuzzin Hildy-Bob
Howdy y'all! With Cuzzin Cheesy's computer bein' all comafied and stuff, me an' her an' our cuzzin the Undead Sports Fan an' Cuzzin Aubvey done went over to the Happy Wiener to take in a show. Jest our luck, it wuz Hockey Nite an' all the fellers from the Netherworld Puckers team was a-takin' it off to raise money fer new equipment since the Gehenna Scorchers done burnt all their stuff up after a bad loss last week. Well, we shore was happy to put plenty of 6 Quatloo bills in their jock straps!
Our fellers wasn't too happy about us spendin' the evening gawkin' at these here hunks, but we didn't do nothin' 'cept leer a bit an' put money in their jock straps. An' anyways it was fer a good cause. Well, anyhow, me an' the Undead Sports Fan an' Cuzzin Cheesy didn't do nothin'. I cain't say fer sure about Cuzzin Aubvey. She was a-tippin' back them vodka 'n' shine coolers at a purty brisk pace an' when the Edmonton Express, Eddie Shore, wuz done showin' his wares, she done followed him backstage.
Classic Hockey Stud Eddie Shore, AKA the Edmonton Express
Now Eddie is a class act so he ain't one to kiss an' tell, but afore Cuzzin Aubvey done passed out, she said somethin' 'bout Eddie's big stick. All's that Eddie had to say 'bout the whole sordid affair is that he thunk maybe such a li'l gal like Aubvey "shouldn't drink so much hard stuff, eh?"
I shore do love to do my part fer charity--'specially when it involves sexy hockey fellers takin' off their uniforms fer my viewin' pleasure! Ain't nothin' wrong with lookin', that's whut I always say! Keeps my eyeballs young.
Cuzzin Hildy-Bob
2 comments:
You can tell there is an economic crisis when the dancers jingle when they dance. It is because the patrons are putting coins in the jock straps of the dancers instead of paper quatloo bills.
I hope your relationship with Aubvey won't suffer now that your kinfolk have laid a whuppin on her Auburn Tigers.
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